They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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