so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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