I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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