2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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