I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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