Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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