I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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