i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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