But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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