I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just want to make out with him forever
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
