Fuck appropriateness.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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