Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
