my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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