i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
