it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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