Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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