You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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