we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
