what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
