i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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