I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who did Billy Mays play for?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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