i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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