There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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