No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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