Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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