my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
