If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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