I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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