I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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