i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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