Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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