i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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