Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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