You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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