After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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