I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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