sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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