SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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