trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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