Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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