McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Randomize
