I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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