I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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