just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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