Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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