So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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