guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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