i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
last night I used snow as a chaser
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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