just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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