he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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