Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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